Viewer Discretion Advised...

So, I decided to go to my favorite store this morning b/c one, I just wanted to get out of the house and two, I promised N we would go "bye bye" last night when I had to go to a meeting without him and finally to get a few last minute items for homecoming... WOOT! Anyway, we just got in and walking down the aisle and I ran into a new friend whose hubby is with Josh and we chat for a bit and then head in our different directions! Like I said I had to get a few last minute items, well one of those items are condoms, yes I said it and I am about the same shade of red that I was when I picked them up! J and I have been very blessed, God has given us two beautiful babies and like my mom says, he only has to look at me and think baby and poof I'm pregnant... I am not bragging at all just letting you know the reason for the protection! Anyway, I am not sure why they have to put them where the whole entire pharmacy can see what you are trying to get, how are you supposed to choose when all eyes are watching! Especially when you have two peanuts in the cart drawing even more attention! I don't know why I am so embarrassed, I am just doing a little family planning but dang I feel so dirty! So, I grab some and haul ass in the other direction (I also put them out of N's reach b/c that's all I need, him picking them up and asking, "Mommy, what's these?") and finish my shopping... not much some ant killer, a cute pair of shoes, and some other random stuff and head to the check out!!! And who do I get in line behind but my new friend and of coarse I have completely forgot about my "special" item until I start unloading the cart... GREAT!!! So again I am that crazy shade of red and trying to figure out just how I am going to put these on the belt without looking like an idiot! So I just wait until she is done and luckily she says goodbye and heads toward the door and doesn't stick around to chat, PHEW!!! Okay, okay I know I am a grown ass woman and should be able to buy this stuff without such drama, but I just met her!!! I even feel like the cashier is judging me... maybe I am just too sensitive but it is what it is!!!